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Irene? I'm worried about you. You're dating a non-believer, aren't you?
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You mean an agnostic? Why yes, I am, Miss Nosey.
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According to page 21 of my Revolve: The Complete New Testament, "Dating a nonbeliever is like playing with fire. God wants Christians to marry other Christians, and since dating often leads to marriage, it's best not to get involved in a love relationship with someone who doesn't care about God. It's time for you to make a choice between God and this guy."
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Marie. I'm sorry to have to say this, but please leave me alone until you drop this Revolve stuff.
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I can't leave you alone! God wants me to witness to you!
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I'm hanging up, Marie. A tout al'heure.
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Allo? Allo???
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Poor Irene! Her shrill screams of terror will reverberate throughout the flaming chasms of hell for all eternity!
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