Irene et Marie - 19 - 28 Juni 2004

Greece defeats France! Portugal overthrows England! Czech Republic routs Denmark! Does anyone even remember Italy and Germany? Donald Rumsfeld was right: there's a New Europe, and it's kicking Old Europe's ass at Euro 2004!
It is a beautiful thing. For one shining moment the citizens of those impoverished countries can forget their economic miseries in a wave of football buoyed nationalism!
Poor though New Europe may be, it is also virile, firm-buttocked, and tanned!
Old Europe has become New Europe's willing sugar daddy. Give us your tired, your poor, your human trafficking and narcotics!
And your Moldovan dance music. O-Zone! O-ZONE!!!!!!
New Europe is like Sweet Sweetback's song: Baad Asssss!
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